Nuclear Gnar

That’s Gnar Brah!!!
Do you bleed fluorescent green?! Does your piss have a half-life of 2.5 bajillion years? Did your significant other grow a tail after making out with you for the first time?! That’s gnar brah!!!  Nuclear gnar!!!

Look good, Run goodr.

No Slip
We use a special grip coating and temple grips to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when your lava-induced sweat pops while volcano surfing.

No Bounce
Our frame is fitted and lightweight, with a removable nose-piece and two sizing options to prevent bouncing when you land on your motorcycle seat after diving out of a helicopter.

Anti-fog
Extremely effective anti-fog coating prevents the inside of this extreme wraparound lens from fogging even with the extremest sweat.

All polarized
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and uv400 protection that blocks those harmful uva and uvb rays.

All extreme
You might be an extreme athlete, you might be a pretty average athlete who is extremely delusional. Both extremely extreme extremists… yeahhhhhaharghhhhhwooooohoooooo!

Introducing Nuclear Gnar.
An extreme tale about dating with a tail.