Introducing Look Ma, No Hands

Extreme Scuffle
Bringing tentacles to a fistfight is a sure way to whoop some ass!!! You’re outnumbered!!! Outmuscled!!! Out-fill-in-the-flocking blank!!!! Your fists mean nothing here, human!!! Nothing!!! You’re as fragile as a coral reef!!! Bring your best fighter and watch them get drop-kicked with ease!!! Wooooooo!!!!! Look ma, no hands!!!!

Look good, Run goodr.
No Slip
We use a special grip coating and temple grips to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when your lava-induced sweat pops while volcano surfing.

No Bounce
Our frame is fitted and lightweight, with a removable nose-piece and two sizing options to prevent bouncing when you land on your motorcycle seat after diving out of a helicopter.

Anti-fog
Extremely effective anti-fog coating prevents the inside of this extreme wraparound lens from fogging even with the extremest sweat.

All polarized
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and uv400 protection that blocks those harmful uva and uvb rays.

All extreme
You might be an extreme athlete, you might be a pretty average athlete who is extremely delusional. Both extremely, extreme extremists… yeahhhhhaharghhhhhwooooohoooooo!

Introducing Look Ma, No Hands. An extreme poem to an extreme mother.